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whatever comes up comes out. we dont put our hands over our...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:08:46 -0500

whatever comes up comes out. we dont put our hands over our mouth.

while cream-cheesing a bagel, walked around my apartment (which is now empty cause my room mates...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:42:38 -0500

while cream-cheesing a bagel, walked around my apartment (which is now empty cause my room mates moved out) yelling “YOUR HOST, BENNNN AFLECK! WITH MUSICAL GUEST, KANYEE WESTT! AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BENNN AFLECK!” in an almost absolutely perfect impression of the SNL announcer dude.

maggie i did one for you YOUR HOST, MAGGIEEE LAWLER! but i didnt know who to announce as your music guest? flo-rida? :P

i wonder what my neighbors think if they heard?

damn this kid, makin me look bad..

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:25:14 -0500

damn this kid, makin me look bad..

fleshcircus: queernonywolf: Salvador Dali taking his Anteater...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:02:03 -0500

fleshcircus:

queernonywolf:

Salvador Dali taking his Anteater for a walk, Paris 1969.

this mother fucker

had an ant eater.

After seeing this for the thousandth time, I’m quite sure I’ll never amount to this level of awesome.

is this what success is?

aussie girls…..

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:13:55 -0500

aussie girls…..

holmstre: elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:12:34 -0500

holmstre:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

Oh. My. God.

cool thought, cept jack died in titanic. he died. so, no.

themadeshop: Master Bike

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:49:49 -0500

themadeshop:

Master Bike

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:38:13 -0500

Zach Sobiech “Clouds” Celebrity Music Video so each...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:40:42 -0500

Zach Sobiech “Clouds” Celebrity Music Video

so each new celebrity that came on i thought “ha, cool!” but when his family sings his song to him, that was the most powerful thing.

Clouds by Zach Sobiech

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:34:43 -0500

Clouds by Zach Sobiech

STOP SCROLLING watch this. I had tears in my eyes the whole way...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:30:20 -0500

STOP SCROLLING

watch this. I had tears in my eyes the whole way through. we should all take something from Zach’s attitude and make our own lives that much better from having seen this.

Zach Sobiech, at the age of 14, found out he had a rare form of terminal cancer. So he became a rock star, and millions of people got to see his music before he passed away on May 20, 2013. This is his beautiful story.

TASM2 Set, May 12 Spiderman is people too.

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:41:28 -0500

TASM2 Set, May 12

Spiderman is people too.

cis-siberianorchestra: Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:40:00 -0500

cis-siberianorchestra:

Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.

hunqry-wbu: findinqq-dory’s anonymous pair! so I’ve decided to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:36:55 -0500

hunqry-wbu:

findinqq-dory’s anonymous pair!

so I’ve decided to do a tumblr anonymous pair! all you guys need to do is reblog this post, likes will be ignored.

when this gets a decent amount of notes, i will assign everyone to another tumblr user who reblogged this. you will have to send the person nice and cute messages in anonymous! after a while, you may show the other person who you are. (this was inspired by theyellowbrickroad.tumblr.com)

it would also be nice if you were following me :) thanks guys!

humansofnewyork: Neat moment at the Webbys last night. Fresh...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:08:11 -0500

humansofnewyork:

Neat moment at the Webbys last night. Fresh off the $1.1 billion sale of his company, David Karp was there with his mother, Barbara. Though I’d never met her before, Barbara came over to my seat and gave me the world’s biggest hug. She kept saying: “I am so, so proud of you.”
I said to David: “Your mom just made me feel like the most special guy in the world.”
He said: “That’s how she’s made me feel my whole life.”

i think success has something to do with having a mom like that. and honestly, i think i’ve done pretty well in life so far. thanks mom.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:06:08 -0500

Tumblr Staff: News!

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:45:46 -0500

Tumblr Staff: News!:

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…

Good on ya.

shianavega: landofloveandlies: thetinkertoyboy: raetherandom: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:11:15 -0500

shianavega:

landofloveandlies:

thetinkertoyboy:

raetherandom:

BIkers Against Child Abuse Helps Make Abused Children Feel Safe Again

“A biker’s power and intimidating image can even the playing field for a little kid who has been hurt. If the man who hurt this little girl calls or drives by, or even if she is just scared, another nightmare, the bikers will ride over and stand guard all night.

If she is afraid to go to school, they will take her and watch until she’s safely inside.

And if she has to testify against her abuser in court, they will go, too, walking with her to the witness stand and taking over the first row of seats.”

During one such testimony, a little boy sat on the stand, testifying against his abusive father, who sat less than 10 feet away.

“Why didn’t you say anything before now?” Asked the prosecutor.

“I was scared.” The little boy replied, honestly.

“Why aren’t you scared now, what changed?” The prosecutor watched the little boy closely as he pointed to the front row of seats in the court room.

“Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

shit like this makes me have faith in humanity again.

^Yes.

beautiful.

Okay so our Holi wasn’t as freaking epic as this, but next...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:27:12 -0500

Okay so our Holi wasn’t as freaking epic as this, but next year we’ll have to try harder. this is so awesome.

mudwerks: (via Yahoo to acquire Tumblr in $1.1 billion cash...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:58:01 -0500

mudwerks:

(via Yahoo to acquire Tumblr in $1.1 billion cash deal)

That cat’s out of the bag a day early, it seems. Yahoo’s board has approved a $1.1 billion cash deal to purchase the blogging site Tumblr, according to The Wall Street Journal. We were expecting Yahoo to announce the acquisition during tomorrow’s NYC media event — CEO Marissa Mayer may instead use the last-minute gathering to detail the company’s plans for integrating the popular platform. It’s unclear how Yahoo intends to utilize its latest procurement, but with a 10-figure price tag now public, we can only imagine that Tumblr will be put to good use. We’ll be covering tomorrow afternoon’s event live, so stay tuned for more details from New York City.

THIS BETTER NOT FXCKING RUIN TUMBLR I SWEAR TO GOD acquisitions so rarely go well and the company/product/service that gets bought either gets changed so much people hate it or it just fails and goes under because of the changes in business scheme.

ughhhhh this could be fine or it could go really fxcking terribly.